Jumping Ahead
I get homesick for Florida, believe it or not. I just arrived here this evening. I'll get back to the west coast portion of my journey in a bit. Consider this a warning to all my Sunshine State Peeps:
Be on the look out for the redneck wearing a sleeveless denim shirt with (get this, I'm so not kidding) The Passion of the Christ airbrushed on back. He was last seen on highway 100 leaving a Taco Bell.
That coupled with the 85 degree/120% humidity at night makes me not so homesick. And by the way, why does every other middleaged man in the Jacksonville airport look like Jimmy Buffet? Dear Lord, help me....
Be on the look out for the redneck wearing a sleeveless denim shirt with (get this, I'm so not kidding) The Passion of the Christ airbrushed on back. He was last seen on highway 100 leaving a Taco Bell.
That coupled with the 85 degree/120% humidity at night makes me not so homesick. And by the way, why does every other middleaged man in the Jacksonville airport look like Jimmy Buffet? Dear Lord, help me....