The lunatic is on my pants

You can get these bad-boys at Target for $6 (A disappointed Roger waters not included).

SPIN

There's some bonus material here but I suggest throwing down the 4 bucks for the 20th anniversary issue (don't be turned off by Anthony Kiedis looking like Cher circa 1969). I'm usually reading these things 3 months after the fact (thanks finn) but I was bored today. Anyway, there are some great interviews and looks back for us old-timers. It's like 1992 all over again...

All Because of You

...I missed this?

They smell blood

With all the heat coming down on the Bush administration lately, it's no surprise that the media would jump on the opportunity to nail Bush but it's a NON STORY as far as I'm concerned.

1. These troops are probably scared shitless to talk to their commander in chief, so of course they were briefed.
2. The "briefing" wasn't any worse then a rehearsal done for any tv show-news or not.

This is where the dems and the media consistantly falter. They press the issue until "ordinary" Americans are turned off and say "get off Bush's back" or "give the troops a break". And if you think I'm being an apologist for Bush, you can get fucked as well.

Chinatown, LA

by the way Hop Louie has great lunch specials, gloriously tacky decor, and a pumping air conditioner....
also my last visit until this bird flu is stomped out...completely

PEZ MP3 player

Man's House Found Filled With 300 Birds

I'm literally in shock," said Enright, who often walks with his pigeon, Twister, to a local Starbucks.

Halliburton Watch

Anyone interested in this should bookmark this site. I think Cheney still draws a deferred salary from the company. My mom loves him. I think he kissed my step-sisters baby at a campaign stop in north Florida.

Cheney's Halliburton stock options rose 3,281% last year, senator finds

Halliburton awarded another $33 million contract for Katrina work

Acid that spilled from Halliburton truck contained

Fox cancels 'The Simple Life'

Nicole, I still love you

EU: Bird Flu in Turkey Is Deadly Strain

is this thing gonna jump the pond?

George home 'had 13 cocaine bags'

...that's it?

what's that smell?

that's the viper room. good lord, burn some incense for christ's sake. after some hot sake and beer, witnessed another impressive performance by LMR somebody sign these guys so we can hang out backstage...

who the fuck is hammering

"you are quoting alot of democrats , matt!"
--bush to lauer
"that's mission accomplished"
--lauer to bush
"it's very american"
--laura to lauer
"brother how can i help you"
--bush about attitude of americans to one another during at time of crisis (katrina)
What the hell is the judicial monestary?

Peace is not the answer

Letters reveal Miers' profound admiration for Bush

"I appreciate your friendship and candor. Never hold back your sage advice," he wrote. "P.S. No more public scatology." Whether Bush was referring to Miers' rough-and-tumble time as chairwoman of the Texas Lottery Commission or something else isn't clear. Scatology refers to "the study of or preoccupation with excrement or obscenity," according to Webster's dictionary....

U.S Health Secretary Warns of Flu Pandemic

The 11 Worst Songs of 2004

Catholic Church no longer swears by truth of the Bible

Smurf's Village Destroyed

Quicktime Video
WMP-plays like a slideshow/not as good.

Government Jobs!

Europe on bird flu alert

Ella Mar

Yeah, I think the new name is guilty too but I still love 'em. Free show...Tuesday...10/11...Viper Room...7pm.
Drink before the show at Frankie and Johnny's .75 cent drafts.

2bd/2ba

Lesli finds someone to listen

Sad

Thank God

Rabbi Rafael Cohen, head of a seminary named after Luria, suggested Madonna's actions could lead to divine retribution.

"Jewish law forbids the use of the name of the holy rabbi for profit. Her act is just simply unacceptable and I can only sympathize for her because of the punishment that she is going to receive from the heavens," Cohen told the newspaper.

Another rabbi called for Madonna to be thrown out of the community.