CSI: Los Angeles

10:30am (PST)-- Call to the LAPD. Request removal of graffiti-laden, parking space taking fruit truck in front of apartment.

11:00am--Pick-up Furey, travel to Rhino Records. Drop off pillows, grab some tea at Peet's.

1:00--Return to Furey's having traveled 7 miles round trip in 3 hours. Inspect bum shower in his parking garage complete with Irish Spring soap, razor, and tooth brush. Walk to hardware store, buy lock for water faucet. Bum shower secured.

1:30--Drive (again) to Kinare. Park near Detroit Street apartments. Witness suspicious package on southwest corner of La Brea and Fountain. Notify West Hollywood sheriff department. Continue on to Kinare. Order ginger/mushroom chicken with brown rice.

2:15--Deposit Furey on corner of Formosa and Willoughby. Continue home to find fruit truck still there but not "open" for business.

4:00--After brief workout, construct rudimentary litter removal device from a nail and broomstick. Proceed to pick up litter on "front lawn" and sidewalk. Successfully convince neighbors that I am crazier then they are.

5:30--Watch Randy Johnson give up a three run homer in the first.